Thursday, November 18, 2004
Men & Women
~Men~
Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ...... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ...... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
~Women~
Women are like ....... Laxatives ...... They force the shit out of you.
Women are like ....... Oranges ...... The older they get, the less smooth they are.
Women are like ...... Holidays ..... They always want more and more.
Women are like ...... Weather ..... They are always unpredictable.
Women are like ...... Blenders ..... They want everything from the men
Women are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually talk your wallet out from your hips.
Women are like ...... Commercials ...... They enjoy repeating themselves over and over again.
Women are like ....... Department Stores ...... A bargain is never a bargain.
Women are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take forever to be satisfied.
Women are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually dont last that long.
Women are like ...... Popcorn . They always give you bad surprises.
Women are like ........ Snowstorms ...... you never know how cold it can be.
Women are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Women are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are condemned.
Hahahahaha!!! Very interesting!
Ok,i'm down with sore throat and i sound like a drag queen, literally! Sucks man!
U know what, i have a wonderful boss. Serene told me to take MC tomorrow and enjoy the long weekend....so good rite!!! Hehe! See how la!! Don't really feel like taking MC.
Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ...... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ...... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
~Women~
Women are like ....... Laxatives ...... They force the shit out of you.
Women are like ....... Oranges ...... The older they get, the less smooth they are.
Women are like ...... Holidays ..... They always want more and more.
Women are like ...... Weather ..... They are always unpredictable.
Women are like ...... Blenders ..... They want everything from the men
Women are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually talk your wallet out from your hips.
Women are like ...... Commercials ...... They enjoy repeating themselves over and over again.
Women are like ....... Department Stores ...... A bargain is never a bargain.
Women are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take forever to be satisfied.
Women are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually dont last that long.
Women are like ...... Popcorn . They always give you bad surprises.
Women are like ........ Snowstorms ...... you never know how cold it can be.
Women are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Women are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are condemned.
Hahahahaha!!! Very interesting!
Ok,i'm down with sore throat and i sound like a drag queen, literally! Sucks man!
U know what, i have a wonderful boss. Serene told me to take MC tomorrow and enjoy the long weekend....so good rite!!! Hehe! See how la!! Don't really feel like taking MC.
